Sunday, November 12, 2006
Losing My Religion
With the holidays approaching, I have taken a long, hard look at the notion of Intelligent Design, and I have found it to be perfectly plausible. As such, I've decided to take up religion:
I am going to become a Pastafarian.
Further information on the Pastafarian religion and the Flying Spaghetti Monster (which created everything) can be found at venganza.org
I just thought I'd clue you all in before you start wishing me a Merry Christmas, and I respond to you that you cannot irrefutably prove that Jesus Christ is not the son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
And then, if you're a girl, I might try to convert you by having you touch my noodly appendage.