Friday, November 17, 2006

Night in my Veins

I've gone and switched over to the new Blogger software, which has since killed all of my counters and various other links. Please comment if you feel you've been slighted by this technical difficulty, because I don't remember more than about three people's sites. But I can tag stuff now, just like the cool sites. Losing my counters is kind of a downer, but I think I actually saw them ticking backwards recently, so I guess I can't complain that much, and at least blogging here is still better than Myspace.

Anyway. It's time for the Playstation 3 launch, and people have been waiting outside of Tarzhay since Wednesday night. Now, call me a jerk, but I think these people have it entirely too easy. For some reason, they're allowed bathroom breaks and trips to get coffee in the store, and they don't lose their place in line. In fact, the only thing they've been told they're not allowed to do is pitch tents. Personally, I think they shouldn't be allowed any of this, because it'll weed out the people who don't really want the system from the ones who do.

The bathroom breaks are my big sticking point. I mean, they should have to stew in their own feces for a couple of days if the system (or, more likely, their eBay profit) is that important to them. A nice case of diaper rash is nothing compared to the beholding this system in all of its glory, which I daresay might border on 'stuponfucious.'

Actually, not really, because the $600 price tag is more than double the Nintendo Wii, which comes out (in dramatically larger numbers) on Sunday. I'm very excited about the Wii, as it will afford me the opportunity of offering girls the chance to play with my Wii and not be sued for sexual harassment. Unfortunately, I'm poor, so I probably won't be able to afford more than just the system and one other game (that being either the new Zelda or Rayman game). Beyond that, I probably wouldn't be able to afford gas or smokes for the next two weeks, because work is totally screwing me on hours.

In any event, it's a fairly exciting weekend, and I have to go to sleep if I'm going to wake up early enough to laugh at the poor bastards who don't get their PS3's. Honestly, I doubt we'll have more than ten, and I'm pretty sure there are more people than that in line right now. And I think the movie Freaks is the movie of the night on the TCM Underground show, hosted by Rob Zombie; the description of which is (no joke), A lady trapeze artist violates the code of the side show when she plots to murder her midget husband.

Honestly, it doesn't get better than this. I mean, it does, but I'm single and poor (and pretty sure the two are related). But we won't go into that. Maybe one of these days I'll get around to commenting on Final Fantasy XII and some other stuff I've been playing lately, but now isn't the time, and I usually have better things to do.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and the best porno title that I've heard in the last week has got to be Spain in the Ass. That one's gotta be awesome.

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