Dave Matthews, the King of Mumble-Rock, has been accused of quite the crime in the city of Chicago. On August 8th, apparently Matthews' tour bus was going over a bridge, and it was at this time that someone on the bus allegedly decided to dump the septic system. However, it was also at exactly that time that a tour-boat had been going under the bridge, leading to a conclusion that even Jackass never really equaled in scale. According to an Associated Press story, "more than 100 people on an architecture tour were showered with foul-smelling waste."
Were this a Dave Matthews concert, it is entirely possible that those hundred-plus people would have felt honored to bask in a deluge of the band's septic system.